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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx
Redlion and I at Whistler some time ago came up with this "brilliant" idea"
Casts of very sizes that could be velcroed on and off.
So if you couldn't actually ski, you could sit in a bar and tell bullshit stories how you broke the arm or leg , skiing.
(Practicing for the Last World Downhill Championship was favourite)
Thus still seeming cool , despite not being able to ski.
It was later poo -pooed by Anthony who believed a cock splint would be even more impressive ,as would the tales of how we got it and then of course went through the...healing hands.."OMG its a miracle" bit.....that too being a great idea , until We both admitted they couldn't build them that small  |
I broke some toothpicks in half at the restaurant, and we almost were able to make splints for our ingrown wangs.
But even that was too big.