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Originally Posted by Trev
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Of course you would. His digital whoring makes you look like a total amateur. It's obviously not a lack of motivation or effort that makes limpy your superior at tonguing his board heroes. You just need to refine your virtual cum guzzling techniques to truly be a class A board ass kisser. Who better to learn from than the man (I use that term loosely to say the least) who had a mental breakdown as a result of not getting his board charity for untold numbers of net rimjobs?
Limpy should tutor you on how to give in completely to internet whoredom and discard all signs of dignity before he kills himself.