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A woman in her 6th month of pregnancy with triplets was walking down the street just as an armed robber was running out of a store. The robber started shooting and the woman was hit with three bullets in the abdomen. After being rushed to the hospital, the doctors assured her the babies would be fine, but they felt it was in their best interest, and hers, not to try to remove the bullets.

The babies were born fine and healthy and nothing was ever mentioned of the incident for 15 years, until one day her daughter came to her in tears.

"What's wrong?" Asked her mother.

"Oh mom" She sobbed. "I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out."

"Calm down." Said her mother and proceeded to tell her what happened.

The next day, her other daughter came running in to her screaming hysterically.

"Mom, I went to the bathroom to pee and a BULLET came out." Her mother quickly told her the story to reassure her.

The following day, her son came in to her room crying. His mother looked at him and said.

"I know son, you went to the bathroom to pee and a bullet came out."

"No." He cried. "I was in my bedroom jerking off and I shot the dog"