A father has decided to teach his son the difference between theory and reality. So, he takes the son into the house, finds his wife and asks her:
Honey, if a man payed you a million dollars would you sleep with him. His wife got all flustered and blushed but finally answered with "I hate to say it, but yes, I guess I would". The father tells her that's ok and proceeds down the hall to find his daughter.
When he finds her, he asks her.."Sweetie, if a man paid you a million dollars would you sleep with him". Without hesitation, the daughter answered, "Of course I would".
The father thanks her and takes his son back outside, sits him down and explains:
"see son, in theory, we are sitting on two million dollars...But, in reality...
we just live with a couple of whores"
