Oh you wanna try to out gay the KIng of The Homos!!!!
This will be soooooooo gayer, girlfriend....
here goes...
Soft upon the ephimeral nothingness of the web , there happens rarely, one whose names echos and whose character relects so forcefully the name he proudly bears.Such similarity to his names sake that the reverse does not apply to his own visage but ,nay, he, like the Cape's name he so proudly mirrors, stretches for miles and we ponder and enjoy his rich array and diversity of sights which he danes to reveal to us and we shelter and bathe in his strength from the web's storm like the mainland beaches of North Carolina welcome the sheltering protective warm embrace of the outer banks.
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