I don't think I could do it...
Question 1. If it's
THAT fucking important why don't you put the seat down when you come into the bathroom, and then put the fucking thing back up when
YOU'RE done???? Jesus Christ, it's a fucking toilet seat already... give it a rest.
Question 2. I've had this suit on for two fucking hours while I wait for you to get ready. Do you
REALLY need to wait until we're walking out the door to say "you're not wearing that tie, are you?"
Question 3. Why do I have to do that right this fucking second? Can't you see I'm covered in grease from changing the oil in
your car?
flame away ladies... and you all think I'm such a nice easygoing guy...
