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Originally posted by Vick@May 13 2005, 06:58 AM
First of all you have to set the rules or you will get some of the BS that you've read it this thread
And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)
But then what the fuck do I know
I've never had a successful relationship
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Listen to Vick... Besides most women really love dickheads, you just have to be the right kind of a dickhead.
Kind of dickhead to be ...
1) Can you get this damn laundry done it isn't going to do itself
2) I pay all the fucking bills around here the least you could do is let me relax in the fucking garage without your ass yapping at me about the mess I made downstairs. Clean it up and shut the hell up.
3) You think you can use sex against me any more? Shit !! (reverse psychology works lol)
4) We'll buy that next week I want this this week.. And learn to repeat it every week....
5) Spend your own damn money on it then (that's a big one)
6) I'll take one closet if I want to for fuck sake (literally it's 5X3 no dressers nada)
Lsit goes on, then again I don't love the women I'm with... Treat her like total shit and she won't ever leave me as we are stuck together for a while. Maybe once I hit Eureka again and she stablizes mentally she will move out. In the mean time I could... and actually do ... Tell her to fuck off quite regularly, it's actually empowering as I remember all the times I used to want to with my ex and sometimes I'll tell her to fuck off for NO REASON thinking about how pissed I used to get at my ex and couldn't say it to her... reaplacement therapy or whatever the hell it's called
Kind of dickhead not to be ...
1) You are a lazy 'fat ass'
2) You fucking god damn whore (Whore word tends to be a no no)
3) I don't want to go over there your mom is a god damn bitch
4) Yes you do! But... You look fat in EVERYTHING you fucking wear so what does it matter?
5) Well just whip something up quick.. your supposed to be int he kitchen atleast an hour a day.. This $20 is going to beer damnit
The list goes on... I have said everything above and many things that were much more stupid when I was 'under the influence' of mind altering substances, you have to watch your honesty level when you get messed up man... LOL