Ok Motherfuckers. (Mr. X. told me to call you that)
Here is my progress report:
I have decided on a rough strategy and have drawn out what I think this mess will look like I have decided which domain(s) to use and have changed my dns to unpark and point at my server.
I have actually written a little code
I also wanted to share an icq conversation that Mr. X and I had last night, I think you all can learn something from his wisdom:
sarettah: Ok, so what should I be building ? I have not a clue.
mrx: Banner farms baby, that's where it's at. About 200,000 pages of niche specific banner farms. Then you take the hit and you bounce them back and forth, don't let them out unless they click on something. They shut down their browser, turn it back on, if you can get a couple of toolbars and shit downloaded along the way that would be good too.
sarettah: shit, that doesn't sound great. I though banner farms went out in like '97 and toolbars and downloads ? I hate the fuckers that do that to my computer.
mrx: look fuckhead, you want my help or not? Banner farms, yeah, whats old is new again. The surfers out there now adays have never seen a banner farm before, they'll click right in. Did I mention lots of blind links, hell make the whole page one big giant link, no matter where they click they're at something you sell. They try to get out bombard the hell out of them with all the shit you can find. It will teach them to buy something if everytime they come looking for free crap they have to go buy a new fucking computer. No fucking mercy. Don't be a fucking little mamby pamby dweeb. None of this "oh that wouldn't be nice" you little stupid fag.
sarettah: well, I guess you know best. I will see what I can do.
mrx: Hey, you want to buy some bagels?
Well, that's it. This guy is sharp man. I just know I'm gonna win
