[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 01:16 PM
If Pushpills will follow the advice I gave him in another thread, he can not only bang his girlfriend and her best friend, but if he's smart he can also get all the other friends involved in a big old sloppy Grogan sandwich free for all...

I'm tellin' ya Steve, just hold on (literally) until the g/f gets home, tease the one who wants to hang with you, and the gossip you generate will keep all the other girls in the group interested in the drama. Whichever one you nail first, make sure it's a good one, and you will get them all. Trust me...

And just at that moment when there are five naked girls on your bed with you, the ex will show up for a photoshoot (the one you conveniently forgot about), and she will be more than willing to jump in the pile.

Take pictures, and call the site... Steve G.

Or he could end up with his balls cut off and stuffed down his throat!!!