Scene 4
Interior, ER of a Chicago area hospital
Officer Krupke: What happened, son?
Grogan: I don't know... the bitch just went "Bobbitt" on me... she tried to cut off my dick!
Officer Krupke: What ? Start from the beginning...
Grogan: I don't know! My girlfriend goes away for 3 months, and when she came back, she hears rumours
that I started a porn site with my ex-girlfriend, who is hotter and younger than the current one.
I mean what the fuck? Doesn't she know I have to shoot at least 3 years of content to make this
thing work? You can't do that in a single one-nighter... fukkin bitch doesn't know about this shit, like I do !
Anyway I play dumb and deny it... I think she's lost it by not having my studly body for 3 months...
I mean come on... do I look stupid enough to have done that?!? Wait, don't answer that...
Officer Krupke: So you say she "tried" to cut your dick off?
Grogan: Goddam right! I got the hell out of there, when she went to get the tweezers out of the bathroom!
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