Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.
How do we know MJ is guilty?
Because he's been fingered by several children.
How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What is MJ's new book called?
The Ins & Outs of Child Rearing.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A. Got 2 fives for a 10?
When is it bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
Why does MJ want to be a jockey?
Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.
What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants?
MJ's make-up.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both are made of plastic and get turned on by kids!!!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
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