ahahah, this is like a bad infomercial!!
Impressed Guy: You mean I can return the product if Im not entirely satisfied?!?
Pro Looking Sale Person: Yes! Slashware Co. will refund you money without any questions asked if you just return the product within forty days!
Impressed Guy: Wow Chef Tony that's just too awesome to pass by!
Pro Looking Sale Person: We are just that kind of people!
Impressed Guy: What about the Shipping and Handling charge, plus the cost to ship back the product? Wouldnt that make returning it pointless and I would still be screwed?
Pro Looking Sale Person: You're Fired....
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