[OldJeff]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 15 2005, 08:38 PM
JoesHo When The Draft Comes Back:

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

Joe went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug."

He looked at me and
said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off to Washington."

You can have anything you want.......(except Alice)