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Originally posted by sarettah@Jan 20 2005, 10:16 PM
Do you want to know who the top posters on the flat board were ? Huh? do ya ? huh ? and like maybe, um...lessee, yeah, like their average posts per day ? and like when their first post and last post were ? Huh ?
And like, you could get it in excel or in csv or in sdf or dbf or even (god help me) mdb format and like I could make it ftp up to your server and format as an html doc to match your site scheme and then it could like spider out and see where those posters are today and whether their alive or dead and how many kids they have and then it could raid their private accounts and gather all their ss numbers and cc numbers and then report back automatically and sit and wait for you to deliver the command to erase their computers and cause a gas leak to blow up their houses or something like that ? That would be cool wouldn't it ?????
It'll only take two weeks........... 
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i love that
but actually i started on gfy and learned it the hard way. can't complain - took me quite far...