Damn, I don't even know what the hell a scarf valance is.

Then again I have no window treatments at all.
I was paying attention last night and not only do I sleep on my side (right side 90% of the time) but I usually have one hand under the top pillow so the temporpedic things wouldn't work for me.
And I LOVE big fluffy blankets but even my big front loader can't wash them and since I have to wash all my bedding at least once a week (dogs), instead I have to load up several blankets and quilts. And my down comforter sits unusable in the closet