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Nickatilynx · 11-20-2004

Some nice dog related ones...

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. ~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings

One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown

I wonder what goes through a dog's mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday. ~George Bernard Shaw

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

and Alphone de Lamartin ;-)

11-20-2004	#5
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Some nice dog related ones... Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. ~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46 The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. ~Margo Kaufman A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue. ~Author Unknown I wonder what goes through a dog's mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl. ~Penny Ward Moser I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for everyday. ~George Bernard Shaw If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain and Alphone de Lamartin ;-)