Two Pakistani Fathers were commenting after arriving on U.S. soil that they were going to become Americans.
One Paki said to the other Paki, "Let us make a bet, The most American in one year wins $100.00."
With both Paki's agreeing, they went off their way.
One year later, they meet back up.
The first Paki who made the bet said, "I am the most american, my son plays pee wee baseball, my daughter is a cheerleader, and I drive a mini van."
The other Paki looks and at him and says, "Shut the fuck up Rag head."
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