HAHA, I have no doubt, Mark
And btw....someone pointed me to these two maps that reflect a more realistic view of the breakdown of votes....
By Population:
http://www.electoral-vote.com/carto/nov04c.html
(states are skewed to represent pop)
By County, but using different shades of purple based on percentages:
http://www.princeton.edu/~rvdb/JAVA/election2004/
So, as you see, the USA isn't a red state....but more a deep shade of magenta.