I'm glad I'm not doing anything else. My other likely "career" choices were:
1. Physics (the chicks aren't hot enough)
2. Meteorology (not enough disasters to keep me interested year 'round)
3. High school teacher (chicks are hot enough but bad pay)
4. Stockbroker (Yeah, ok. Hot chicks and good dough but yer really just a salesman)
I have no other plans. This is my life.
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