Now there would be the perfect comedy team! Or nightmare. The Luke and Lawrence Egomaniac Show.
Luke: I cover porn. I hate porn.
Lawrence: I love porn. I AM porn!
Luke: I want naked chicks. I hate naked chicks.
Lawrence: I want naked chicks and they want me.
Luke: I need to talk to my shrink.
Lawrence: I have a big dick that never quits.
Luke: I need a screw, but I can't. It hurts too much if I give in. I would never be able to live with myself.
Lawrence: I want to give in, but no one will do it with me.
Luke: I have to shrug them off like flies. They tempt me with their evil vile ways. I most go to the Wailing Wall and be redeemed.
Lawrence: I need a screw.
Luke: I need a session.
Lawrence: That's the spirit. A looooooove session!
Luke: No. A sofa session.
Lawrence: Sofa, bed, table, floor, doesn't matter to me. I'll do them anywhere.
Luke: Damn, my psychiatrist just hung up on me again.
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