SERGE
Chicken, he crossed road to see my art. But he became dinner.
NICK
So I could pluck him.
LAWRENCE CONNER
The chicken obviously wanted to come over to my side of the road to stare at my enormously hard super-star pecker!
ACACIA
We have a patent on crossing the road. The chicken is in violation and our attorneys will be contacting the chicken shortly and seize 5% of her eggs.
DOJ
The chick is obviously under 18. Show us your papers.
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