Thanks so much everyone! I am going to make it a point in the morning to get some good pics. Picture a wrinkly little old man and you've pretty much got it, though.
No pocket aces, thank goodness... the paper cut down there would've been worse than the tear! (I have 1 stitch on my inner labia... *sniffle pout*)
LOL@ epidural before getting to the hospital; I had one of those with my first and it was niiiiiiiiiice... well other than not being able to move the lower half of my body