So porn is not dead...its just RESTING , mate !!
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this porn membershiop what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very site.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the cumguzzlingteenhos...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'pludin content, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, its uh,...original exclusive content mate.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a bullshit site when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no its not bullshit , its exclusive content ! Remarkable site, the cumguzzlingteenhos, idn'it, ay? Great content!
Mr. Praline: The content don't enter into it. It's bullshit.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'Its original!
Mr.Praline: look I signed up and it said free mate
Owner: It IS Free!!! What you think TGPs wanna make money!!!
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