And now for a song of great political importance.....
"Oh Lord won't you buy me a mercedes benz,
my friends all drive porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my life time no help from my friends
So Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
Oh Lord won't you buy me a big diesel truck
my friends all have screwed me so I don't give a fuck
Tryed hard to be a nice guy but just had bad luck
so Lord, won't you buy me a big Diesel truck"
(thank you thank you, no applause please, just send money)