I always like to kid around.
Where I grew up we were the only white Australian family in the street.
I was the only kid in the street whose name didn't end in "O".
My best mates growing up were Antonio, Ceasaro, Deano, Paulo, Roberto, Lorenzo, Mario, Spiro and Steve.
Steve was short for Stephano.
They'd call me Lindso so I didn't feel left out.
I'm not racist - I just hate eveyone equally.
