PRICELESS !!
A good friend of mine a few years back worked as a mal stripper for Mr Flim Flam.
He did a Hen's night one night, the Hen grabbed him by the g-string, pulled it down and proceeded to blow him dry. At first he tried to retract (so he says) but the he though WTF....
Gets called into head office on the Monday, boss plays the video tape one of the other guests took and asks him if he has anything he'd like to say.
My mate, knowing he was fucked, said.....
"Can I have a copy of the tape?"
