gilgy, you have a hard time understanding irony, and a even worse time understanding life and politics... I therefore recommend that you restart your life from scratch at
http://pbskids.org/sesame/ , and then come back in 18 years or so, when you are old enough to visit the Moulin Rouge on Avenue de Clichy or master the voices in your head (btw. is one of them confucy?)
Now school is in - Sesame street is call for you... "Much to learn you still have"