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First Survivor, then Fear Factor, now O.J.: The TV Show. O.J. Simpson says he plans to produce and star in a reality program where he'll pull practical jokes on unsuspecting victims.
Simpson disclosed plans for the show in a wide-ranging interview with Fox News Channel's Greta van Susteran in which he also claimed that, during his murder trial 10 years ago, prosecutor Marcia Clark confided to his defense attorney Johnnie Cochran that she wasn't wearing any panties.
''Oh, that lady,'' a laughing Simpson said. ``It typifies Marcia Clark.''
The 44-minute interview, taped last week in a Coconut Grove hotel, will air at 10 p.m. Monday on van Susteran's show On The Record. Fox News released a partial transcript Thursday as other networks, including NBC and Court TV, announced their own Simpson interviews.
His TV appearances coincide with the 10th anniversary of the murder of his ex-wife, Nicole, on June 12, 1994. Simpson, charged with killing Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman, was acquitted after a lengthy trial the next year.
OUT OF PUBLIC EYE
Simpson, who moved to Kendall with his two children in 1999, has largely kept out of the public eye since his trial. But that will certainly change if the reality-TV series that he announced to van Susteran actually makes it to the air.
'It's a takeoff on something called Punk'd'' on MTV, Simpson said. ``It's me doing gags as Juice. Juice. What they call `juicing' people.''
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What kind of pranks is he going to pull? Jump out of the bshes with a knife and scare the shit out of someone? I know that would leave a brown stain in my undies for sure....