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Originally posted by gonzo@May 21 2004, 08:40 PM
Ive had a debate with Hellpuppy since Wedsnesday so we agreed to bring it to Oprano to be settled.
See we were blowing off some midweek steam and instead of getting drunked up an test driving Harleys like we did last year we decided on a more refined solution.
You ever gone to one of those Starbucks where they are playing scrablle or chess? We found one where they like to do that and are serious about it. So we decided that we would play our own version...lets call it porn scrabblle. The rules are simple...you have to use words that are used in porn. And let me tell you the nosey patrons that came over to check out our game left in a hurry and disgust. So we were already on thin ice. I think someone went and told the teacher.
Anyhow the game was close and coming to an end and every thing was fine until I chained off of a Z in one of Hellpuppy's words and thew down
"muthafuckaz" to rack up some massive points and win the game.
He said that wasnt a valid word but I believed it to be true under the rules of porn scrabble.
Starbucks didnt care...they told us we had to go or they were calling the law. So we need to resolve who won the game.
Is "MUTHAFUCKAZ" a valid word in porn scrabble?
Be careful how you vote cuz the looser has to buy doughnuts this weekend.
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I'm pretty sure it was the old real estate lady who was waiting on her client in the corner who bitched. It didn't help that you exclaimed "BUKKAKE! TRIPLE WORD SCORE" and pumped your fist.
I dont think she appreciated our enthusiasm for the game or understood that we had doughnuts on the line.
Oh, and for those of you siding with GonZo understand he also tried to put down "SKAT", "TEEBAG" and "JIZ". Never play porno scrabble with a fucker who cant spell!