Give me a call.
I have some really nice mates who ride large US made motorbikes, wear lots of leather and HATE the fact I make and sell gay porn.
You wanna see the neighbours when the boys arrive at home for a BBQ.
Gives a new meaning to the word "priceless".
And my neighbours don't talk much to me anyway, thank god, but since the BBQ's started happening they cross the street to walk around our house.
sits and waits for inevitable smart-ass comment from usual suspect