Three guys, an irishman, a Jew and a Greek are walking down the street together when POW, a piano crushes all three of them.
They go up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter is there. Peter looks through all of his books and can't find them. He tells them that their time hasn't really come yet and that unfortunately a "random chance" had hit them. He said that the proper procedure was to send them back to earth but with a caveat of "If they gave into temptation in the least, they would be right back in front of him and end up in hell".
So, he sends them back to earth and they suddenly appear walking down the city street. They come upon a bar and the irish man turns toward the bar and BAM, he just disappears. The Jew and the Greek take note that St. Peter really means business.
They continue down the street and the Jew spys a penny on the ground. He starts to bend over to pick it up and BAM, the Greek disappears........
