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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 17 2004, 12:30 PM
The Republic of Pornodoggyland
"FU and the horse you rode in on."
UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: the Pacific
The Republic of Pornodoggyland is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.
Voting is voluntary and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Pornodoggyland's national animal is the buff-foon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the buck.
Pornodoggyland is ranked 6293rd in the region and 92,286th in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.
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hahaha touche!
Notice we're hunting our pornodoggies to the brink of extinction but the Buff-foon is flourishing!
But this is what I'm most proud of:
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The Armed Republic of Spartan Heroes
"Shut up and fight, sissy!"
UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
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I do know what's best for everyone!
Last edited by Buff at Feb 17 2004, 12:59 PM