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Originally posted by Colin@Feb 13 2004, 10:46 AM
What the hell is happening to my damned country?! These people are outta control.
The Democratic Republic of Dark Logic is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A robust private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing.
Nudity is frowned upon, education and welfare spending are on the rise, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime is a problem. Dark Logic's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the powerand.
Dark Logic is ranked 5169th in the region and 63,703rd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Hilarious!
My socialist paradise is progessing very well!
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Strong Political Freedoms: Superb
The Most Serene Republic of Lazy Stoned Bastards is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 14%. A healthy private sector is led by the Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology industries.
Voting is voluntary and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazy Stoned Bastards's national animal is the siesta and its currency is the fubar.
Lazy Stoned Bastards is ranked 5300th in the region and 63,834th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.