[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Feb 11 2004, 11:08 AM
Location: The North Pacific
The Free Land of OldJeff is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7%. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Information Technology and Soda Sales.

Crime is moderate. OldJeff's national animal is the sloth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the drachma.

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index..../nation=oldjeff

So how do I go about ammassing an Army ????

I swear this is Canada, right down to the woodchips industry.