My friend had an php help ticket form at his paysite, and he kept getting amials from people like
john767676@americanonline.com saying "It doesn't work!"
At first he would reply (correcting the email adress to @aol.com) asking what exeactly it was that wasn't working, but the replys he would then get showed an even more lack of intellegence, so he stopped that after a little while. Now we just laugh about those emails