FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE :
The J-springer bot Auto-Reply Company is proud to announce the acquisition of our newest spokeman. We feel he embodies the maturity, and most importantly, the vocabulary, of our founder.
Like so many famous mono-name celebrities of our time, you know him only as :
LEONARDO!
When asked for comment on his new position, Leonardo had only this to say :
"Dude....you like, got any pizza, dude?"