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I was once caught writing a naughty word describing the owner on the wall of a confectionary in my neighborhood.

The neighbor who caught me dragged me home by the ear to my grandmother, who applied the same cure as Nick n Vick got. She also told my grandfather, who repeated the same. Needless to say, when my mother found out about it, I got it AGAIN. And my father certainly didn't want to miss the opportunity to show me how much he loved me by whopping me again.

Of course, when I finally yelled that I wrote that the owner was a bitch because I heard my grandfather and father both referring to her that way, I got it YET AGAIN, and was sent to bed without supper.

Today I could have all their asses in jail and be a star on Montel. Oh, the indignaties of life ...