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Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 7 2003, 02:21 PM
He has a story linked on his front page with no indication that he realize4s that the source he linked to (the Onion) is a satire......

Now, he will come back and say "I knew that...people just don't understand my sense of humor" or some such.....



story he linked to:
http://www.theonion.com/3943/top_story.html

WASHINGTON, DC—Addressing shocked fellow cabinet members, Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham said Tuesday that he had assumed everyone knew about his roles in numerous 1980s pornographic films.

Above: Abraham said he's sure he mentioned his work in films like Shacking Up (inset).

"I just figured people knew about the porno," Abraham said, shrugging. "I never got any flak about it, so I didn't think it was a big deal."

A former U.S. senator from Michigan who was appointed Energy Secretary by President Bush in 2001, Abraham said he has never denied that he performed in more than 50 erotic videos between 1984 and 1987.

"It feels like I mentioned it to everyone," Abraham said. "I can't remember the specific circumstances, but I'm positive I talked about it. If some people didn't know, maybe that's because they weren't around when it was discussed. Or else they never asked about it."

"The other cabinet members are very busy," Abraham added. "We don't spend a lot of time talking about our personal lives. I just figured they felt that my previous career in skin flicks had little bearing on my vision for America's energy future."

Its one less article he has to copy and paste from here.

FUCK YOU LUKE! hahaha