[Trev]

You both weak :P

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."

Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.

I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama's so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.

Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"

Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case's as a socks.

Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said "Y" and she said "Cause I wanna know".

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people shout "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.

Yo mama's like birthday cake, everybody's had a piece.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo mama's so hairy, she has plats on her nipples.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats lard.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo mama's so old, when God said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.

Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.

Yo mama's so fat, she influences the tides.

Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so big, she shows up on radar.

Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has movies.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"

Yo mama's twice the man you are.

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.

Yo mama's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"

Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so big, when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everybody.

Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so rank, that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.

Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

Yo mama's breath is so rank, she eats odor eaters.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!

Yo mama's so fat, they have to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off.

Yo mama's feet are so big, her sneakers need license plates.

Yo mama's so ugly, your father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.

Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's breath is so rank, when she exhales her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.

Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.



Last edited by Trev at Nov 4 2003, 08:41 PM