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Originally posted by DaveAFX@Oct 30 2003, 04:20 PM
Dravyk,
They have such nice facilities, that I time my movements to when I will be in the neighborhood.
The smooth cool caress of the imported ceramic, holding the curve of my ass cheeks is divine. The stark echo of dripping water off the polished marble walls provides a comforting cadence to ease the flow. As I cast an empty stare into the mahogony stall door, I can feel all my troubles dissolve into the essence of lavendar wafting from the exotic popourri.
Finally, the strong, solid rush of the high-volume flush gives closure to my ordeal. I can now face the world, refreshed and rejuvineated. 
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Hell after reading that, *I* feel refreshed and rejuvinated!