Hell Puppy, you don't know me!
TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME
If you have a problem with me, it makes me wonder what your relationships are like with women. If I were a sweet little thing and kissed your ass, you would be asking me to blow you or send you a picture of my breasts. I would rather you dislike me and leave me alone. Anyone who agrees with Gonzo has deep-rooted problems. You need more attention than I can give you. However, if you can answer this very important question, I may forgive you.
The question is: Why do I have gnats in my office? There is no food here. Could they be attracted to my perfume or hand cream? I hate these things. They are annoying like Gonzo.
