This is a trick question - isn't it?
I mean... people have tried to fuck Serge in the ass a few times over the years, only to end up being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" - lol
Truly nobody would ever try it again - would they? Not many can withstand the fury of zee broomstick! How many of those wanna-be-fuckers are even still in the biz?
So no thank you - my answer will be "no"