Thread: The Gender Test
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Old 10-02-2003   #32
confucy
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Vick, I think there was a mistake in my test. The last time my doctor tested me, my estrogen and progesterone were normal, but my testosterone was extremely high for a female. As you know, this hormone makes a person aggressive, you sometimes grow extra hair in unwanted places (men's ears - women's chins), and you begin to think you are Schwarzenegger and start grabbing women's breasts!

Next time you are in Southern California, Vick, give me a call and we will hit all the designer outlet stores for some new clothes, and then we can look at cars and check out D$'s favorite nightclub. I bet you would like going to a recording studio to hear your favorite artist make a CD. If it happens to be Rod Stewart or one of the singers who is recording standards from other artists, you will know all the lyrics!
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