WASHINGTON DC (AP) -- In a surprise announcement, Washington announced today that the word "black" has been banned from the English language. No additional information was available.
In a related story, the Spanish flag will no longer be permitted to be flown at any event in Texas. This is to show sensitivity to any peoples that may have been wronged by Pineda or any of the adventurers that followed him.
French flags are still permitted. To make your own, cut a bedsheet into a square.
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