OPRANO: I want to take this time to apologize for the monsters I have created. It wasn't my intention to turn these two alcoholic's into little button pushers.
Yes, I am greatly disturbed by all the buttons you have pushed. I do not sleep at night knowing that I have turned two nobody's into BOARD BUMS.
Kimmy, I would suggest you SAVE some of those dollars you are spending on trips. The future can be a bitch with no money...no career! Also, I have a pass to a tanning booth which uses only tanning solution. If you don't keep that body of yours out of the sun, you will become a wrinkled old prune in the next five years. That would be a sorry sight!
