Un.uhh.....
100% verifiably totally provable true......
I am one of the rare people who suffer from LDD (Long Dong Disorder)...
If I was at home, I would even grace you by posting the pics.... But I don't have access to my photoshop...err... I mean photo album (thats the ticket) here, so you will have to wait.......
They will be real...I mean it...really............
trust me.......
