[Vick]

Welcome to Oprano
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey , we know are names
We are the people that built
The Adult Internet
If you got the money, surfer
We're ain't done with you yet

Welcome to Oprano
We got Serge, Billy and Mike
And when she's around
Lee Noga is our resident Dyke
Colin soon will post
A daily intellectual Treat
JR's uses his Photoshop Skills
Which give Confucy prickly heat
Peaches has so many husbands
We can't even keep score
Give her a few days
She'll have a couple more


Welcome to Oprano
Morons get ousted everyday day
They flap their gums
without anything to say
We got the industries smartest babes
too many to even name
and the fuckin' GYF rejects
Get kicked to the Hall of Shame


And when you're making $ you never
Ever want to come down , YEAH !
Do you know where you are
You're at Oprano baby