there are a number of things i would most definitly hire brad for:
1. my personal lobster orderer, sheller, and butter dipper(i can feed myself)
2. my personal stripper picker and payer
3. my personal board pisser spokesperson(never been much of a pisser but with brad being my mouthpiece would start)
4. my personal Vegas Shit consultant(his tastes in shirts is almost as good as Sweet T's)
5. my personal "reach around protector" He would intervene and take the grab before people like pornoman, billy, and others can try to grab my package.
The one job i would NOT hire brad for-----WEDDING PLANNER!!!!!!
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