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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 22 2003, 01:33 AM
Get me thinking... what would we all be doing with out, or after porn?
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If we'd all live in the same building and had no porn to sell?
Slavik and Webfather would own the building and collect rent without working a single minute.
Nick would shove flyers into our mailboxes and call everyone daily to ask if we're interested in a mortgage.
Mike AI would try to have Nick evicted but Nick would always get back in under a different name.
Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.
JR would draw funny pictures of everyone and post them on the billboard.
Torone would occupy and forcefully defend the right wing while PD would barricade and occupy the left wing.
Sarettah would stand in the hallway selling newspapers by screaming the headlines.
All our kids would shove shit through Forest's mailslot and he in turn would give everyone a call to tell them their kids are sooo predictable and he doesn't care about the shit.
Colin would go door to door and start discussions about who is the coolest backstreet boy and which one is the most dangerous Pokemon.