I'll be there and staying at the Westin and trying to track down water for drinks at the stupid outside bar for goobers (not mentioning any names, but their initials are Dragonking, BigS and Wig.....) that can't wait for their ice to melt in their vodka when there's no water at the stupid outdoor bar.
Gonzo - stick with me - I'm a boring old ex-soccermom. I'll keep you so far out of trouble, you won't even know you're at a porn convention!
